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Как Ñчитаете, Ñколько заÑвок Ð’Ñ‹ получите?
ПредÑтавьте, что даже вÑего 1% обратили внимание на Ваше предложение, Ñто 10 000 человек.
Даже еÑли 1% из них целевые, Ñто 100 потенциальных клиентов, которые хотÑÑ‚ заказать Ваш продукт.
Ðо вÑе завиÑит от Вашего направлениÑ. Ðапример, врÑд-ли предпринимателю из Санкт-Петербурга будет интереÑна доÑтавка пиццы в Сочи.
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Конечно, Ñреди миллиона Ñайтов будут и Ñайты-блоги, далеко не вÑе получатели будут целевыми.
Ðо из-за очень больших объемов, даже 1% = огромный охат.
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Мы понимаем, что в интернете вÑтречаетÑÑ Ð²ÑÑкое, поÑтому чтобы Вам было Ñпокойнее:
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Как Ñчитаете, Ñколько заÑвок Ð’Ñ‹ получите?
ПредÑтавьте, что даже вÑего 1% обратили внимание на Ваше предложение, Ñто 10 000 человек.
Даже еÑли 1% из них целевые, Ñто 100 потенциальных клиентов, которые хотÑÑ‚ заказать Ваш продукт.
Ðо вÑе завиÑит от Вашего направлениÑ. Ðапример, врÑд-ли предпринимателю из Санкт-Петербурга будет интереÑна доÑтавка пиццы в Сочи.
Ðо еÑли Вашу уÑлугу можно заказать онлайн или у Ð’Ð°Ñ B2B направление (любые уÑлуги, в которых Ñ†ÐµÐ»ÐµÐ²Ð°Ñ Ð°ÑƒÐ´Ð¸Ñ‚Ð¾Ñ€Ð¸Ñ Ð´Ñ€ÑƒÐ³Ð¸Ðµ компании/предприниматели), то Ñ‚Ð°ÐºÐ°Ñ Ñ€ÐµÐºÐ»Ð°Ð¼Ð° идеально Ð´Ð»Ñ Ð’Ð°Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð´Ð¾Ð¹Ð´ÐµÑ‚.
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Конечно, Ñреди миллиона Ñайтов будут и Ñайты-блоги, далеко не вÑе получатели будут целевыми.
Ðо из-за очень больших объемов, даже 1% = огромный охат.
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Мы понимаем, что в интернете вÑтречаетÑÑ Ð²ÑÑкое, поÑтому чтобы Вам было Ñпокойнее:
1)Перед раÑÑылкой мы предоÑтавим Ñкриншот из программы Ñ Ð’Ð°ÑˆÐ¸Ð¼ проектом, подтверждающий готовноÑÑ‚ÑŒ к запуÑку
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СвÑжитеÑÑŒ Ñ Ð½Ð°Ð¼Ð¸ в течении Ñуток и в качеÑтве бонуÑа ÑоÑтавление оффера будет беÑплатным.
Ð’Ñе подробноÑти также отправим в ответном Ñообщении.
Ðаш E-mail: [email protected]
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This is a type of mailing using the feedback forms that are located in the contact section of the website and filled by our software automatically with a rate of a few thousand contact forms per 1 minute, while the alphabetic and numeric code from the pictures (captcha) is also solved.
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THE MAIN AIM:
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10. Cost.
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5. A lot of businesses deliberatelly hide their mailbox and only leave a contact form for contacting with them.
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7.1/2 part of business mailboxes are placed on free mail systems, they are poorly "searchable" by e-mail, but when sending mailing by contact forms through these mail systems, all messages are 100% delivered to the recipients.
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Application:
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When sending mailing by feedback forms, you will be sure that your letter has been delivered to 100% of users of your product and service and if a service or product is "badly promoted", then the potential problem lies in in something else, for example in cost.
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Now, there is a very unusual situation: organisations in the directories are actually filled with spam with all sorts of offers while very little e-mails are sent to the remaining ones.
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There are services for solving numeric and alphabetic code (captcha/CAPTCHA). It costs 1$ to solve 1000 CAPTCHAs.
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10. Mailing by feedback forms is also a subtype of SMS mailing
E-mail that is linked to the feedback form is the primary e-mail address of organisations through which orders and business offers are sent. This e-mail is also set up for phones as it is necessary to respond to the information instantly so as not to misplace the application or the relevance of the commercial offer.
11. The database of countries also includes all joint firms from all countries working with or closely related to this country, for example, diasporas and national communities.
Sanctions of mail systems and search engines?
These mailings are an alternative to sending e-mail newsletters, therefore search sanctions and "BAN" do not apply to them.
Mail service delivers the data of e-mails to the inbox folder, as it passes through the "warm communication channel" from the new IP address of the website to the corporate e-mail of the same website.
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The simplest text of the message + headings, the main goal is to interest the customer, and they will read the rest on your website.
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In the letter:
Text without pictures, since pictures do not pass through the contact form.
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Internet resource address:
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Name:
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City:
Website:
Several headings:
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